Babies are like transistor radios. You have to keep moving them around to get good reception.
Dry cleaning makes about as much sense as desert drowning.
The opposite of a cold front is a pair of sideburns.
If pigs could fly, I could eat ham wings.
The voices in my head get a bad rap.
The last thing I want to do is die.
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