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Ryan Barrington Cox

Ryan makes things in Asheville, NC.

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Why is flattery synonymous with blowing smoke up one’s ass?

“You’re doing a great job around the office, Bill, and I’m not just blowing smoke up your ass. Because you’d like that - if I dumped out the paper shredder, lit the scraps on fire, got some thick smoke going, took a leather pair of bellows, drew in the smoke and blew it right up your ass.”

“That would be flattery, Bill, and I’m merely saying you’re doing a great job around the office.”



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