Child birth is amazing.
Labor is insane.
If you haven’t witnessed labor firsthand, they made a movie about it called Aliens.
Before you can take your baby home from the hospital they make you watch a movie called Don’t Shake the Baby.
You’re sitting there holding your precious newborn baby, watching this horror flick, going, “Who would do such an awful thing? Who would shake a baby?!”
Sixteen consecutive sleepless nights later…
Your fridge is full of salad dressing and it’s all well-shaken.
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