Unicorn literally means “one corn.”
Owning a home is a great investment in stress.
I’m going to start an organic, high-end cream cheese company called White Guilt.
The best thing about having a cell phone is I can talk to myself in public and no one is the wiser.
If you tell your innermost screwed-up thoughts to a stranger, it’s weird. If you tell those same screwed-up thoughts to a crowd of strangers, it’s comedy.
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