Never let them see you sweat, unless you’re distracting them from the piss on your pants.
I went to see a hypnotist and he made me write this.
Waiter, bring me a glass of tap water with filtered ice.
Emojis are for the sender, not the receiver. Treat yourself, but don’t kid yourself.
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